Destination: Bali

Greetings lovelies!

It's really quite shameful how my last blog post is dated January. Guess I was so busy yet bored with life that I didn't know what else to write here after that. Do follow me on Instagram for more frequent updates! Chances are I'm usually more alive active there.

I planned a trip to Bali in February as an anniversary getaway for Darren and myself. We desperately needed to spend quality time together, that would not be interrupted by his phone, because life has been craaazy since his gym opened. Sob story aside, here's a summary of our vacay in Bali!

Accommodation

Jas Boutique Villa (Seminyak): S$410 for 3 nights

Review: I liked it but be warned, you will be sharing the place with mosquitoes, fat lizards, and the occasional exotic-looking spider which may or may not be poisonous. You will never know until you get bitten. I will recommend this place because it's value for money and the bathroom is clean and nice. They also provide a mobile phone for you to call the front desk whenever and wherever you need help. We made use of this to call for room service, massages, and transport.

Location-wise isn't really ideal because we took a taxi from the airport (IDR80,000) and the driver couldn't find it. We also had to use the villa's free transportation service to get to places and of course, we tipped all the different drivers for every trip.

Kitchen/dining is separated from the bedroom/pool area

HELLO RESIDENTS UP THERE! (mozzies and lizards)

Clean

Clean

Divine

We did not make full use of this pond :(

Breakfast included is served

Moving on to what we did! We had no concrete plans, nor did we know the area at all, so we just did whatever we felt like. Mel recommended Aultimo and so we had it for dinner on the first night. I call this our "official anniversary dinner" because dinner with my hottie (wit da bodie) was great. I would totally pay just for the delicious warm bread and amazingly tasty butter which was free! We both had steak and enjoyed it.

The next day, we decided to go to Potato Head for a late lunch because Mel said I would like that place. I loved it! And Mel is totally wife-worthy to me because she knows me so well omg.

Food we chose was alright but the drinks were so freaking good. I would've ordered a few more drinks if we didn't have to rush off for our massage appointments at Bodyworks.

Fish and chips was alright

Grilled chicken was too dry for my liking

DRINKS TO SAVE THE DAY

#awkwardcouplephoto

I made pre-bookings online for 2 nights of massages at Bodyworks Bali because it looked so good on the website and has been highly raved about. However, we only ended up going for the first night because it was bad so I canceled our second appointment. A review I read stated something along the lines of, the demise of Bodyworks being its success and I totally agree. The staff were so freaking rude and obnoxious, like they didn't care for our business at all.

The masseuse attending to me went for a bathroom break halfway through the session, cut short the treatment time, and not-so-discreetly signaled for Darren's masseuse to wrap up her massage so they could leave early together. She cut off about 20mins of treatment time which is such a rip-off! Just thinking about it makes me so mad.

When I asked the staff at the counter if they got my appointment for a 1.5hr treatment wrong, they said no and proceeded to argue with me about how I reached early which's why treatment ended early. That is totally untrue because we were actually running late for the appointment. I did not want to make our night worse or continue to get told off by the staff (lol), so I just paid up and canceled the appointment made for the next day.

I hope everyone who is planning to pay Bodyworks Bali a visit sees this review and if you insist on going, don't say I didn't warn you. I have experienced my fair share of spas and massages in different countries and this is possibly one of the worst I've ever had.

Silver lining of the night was when we stumbled upon Sea Circus, or technically Darren's sharp eyes did. I planned to try it but didn't even realize this was the place until I saw the menu! Service staff here were so nice and polite, stark contrast from our experience earlier on.

Almost cried eating this delicious marinated pork quesadilla

So good :')

T_T

On our third day, I was craving Chinese food badly so we went out looking for lunch. Decided on this random Santorini-inspired restaurant because I was too hot and tired to continue hunting. It was the worst decision ever. The pasta was barely edible and the mango margarita was tasteless, and had black flecks in it. The bartender was smoking while making it -_-

After lunch, we walked really far down the street to a grocery store, and to a separate mall with bubble tea, J.Co donuts, and Burger King. Bought tons of snacks and headed back to our villa where we had massages, followed by room service for dinner.

The Denpasar Airport was bad, both when we arrived and when we were departing. Makes me appreciate Changi Aiport so so so so so much. Wanted to grab a bite before our flight and this Black Canyon Coffee outlet in the departure hall was just the worst. You've to stand in line and place an order first before getting a seat and everyone was getting that screwed up system wrong so confusion ensues. We waited 15mins to order, and another 30mins for food, and when food arrived it was tasteless and pretty much inedible. Should've just stuck to coffee...

YAY FINALLY GOING HOME!

Bali was enjoyable but I have had much more fun visiting other places. It is a little too touristy for me so I will think twice about planning a vacation here. Feel free to contact me if you would like to know more about anything mentioned above and I'll help you to the best of my ability!

If the ending to this post seems rushed, it's because it is... Olivia and Elliot in Law and Order SVU are beckoning to me. Happy weekend y'all!

Weekend Guide to Bangkok, Thailand

It feels like ages since my trip but technically it's only been a month. What I would give for another vacation right now!

As my trip was a short weekend one, I wouldn't be able to give information on many locations so this guide shall be more like a review of what I experienced, and perhaps some recommendations on alternatives if I can think of any.

Airfare/Airlines
Departing Singapore: Tigerair approx. S$115 per pax
Departing Bangkok: FlyScoot approx. S$108 per pax

Review: We had a very pleasant journey on Tigerair. I know they recently revamped their brand and I'm loving it. There's a noticeable difference in service attitude and a level of professionalism this time round. Definitely would fly Tigerair again.

FlyScoot wasn't that great for me as the crew seemed to be in a hurry most of the time and were frowning at passengers while giving instructions?! #whythelongface It was also a very noisy journey as there was a group of tourists across the aisle who talked non-stop throughout the flight, and they were really loud. Needless to say, that pissed me off big time.

Accomodation
Citin Pratunam: S$122 for 2 nights

Review: Never stay here, or at Ten Stars Inn which I stayed at previously. When it comes to hotels, cleanliness and maintenance of room amenities are important to me. If the hotel can't even fulfill these most basic requirements, they shouldn't be called hotels. Every morning, I woke up to the sound of construction/banging woks/Singaporeans talking really loudly in the hallway (ha-ha). The shower area was pretty gross too.

If you're on a budget, you can check out LemonTea which we saw while exploring the area. It looked like heaven compared to Citin Pratunam and I was this close to moving over. If you can afford to spend a little more, check out Baiyoke Sky or Glow as I believe these are the higher-rated places to stay.

Platinum Mall/ Main Shopping Area

This lady sells the best coconut ice cream omg

Review: I remember the food court at Platinum Mall had good food so I was disappointed at the drop in standard. The beef noodles used to be really savory but now, it tastes like salt soup with black sauce.

We asked the hotel for restaurant recommendations and after much confusion in terms of the language barrier, we were directed to Once Upon A Time. It took us a good hour to finally locate where the place was and it was literally a hole in the wall restaurant. I was overwhelmed by the decor but everything was so interesting to look at. Please use Google Maps if you want to find this place, unless you've time to waste.

Review: The food tasted alright. I've a feeling this restaurant is more catered to expats/tourists as the prices are comparable to tze char places in Singapore, except a smaller portion. The highlight of the night was when I found a huge housefly in my soup. The line from a joke, "Waiter, I found a fly in my soup" was finally put to good use. Most of the customers were drinking bottled alcohol instead of eating so that's a safer way to enjoy the ambience of the place if you'd like to go.

Review: I was expecting this to be as good as the beef noodles I had at a roadside stall in Phuket, but one should never have any expectations while traveling so you wouldn't be too disappointed.

Thong Lo BTS Station

Made a trip to Thong Lo because Darren recommended this Thai restaurant to us called "999" if I'm not wrong. Please ask the station service staff for directions because I did not find out the exact address of this place. It's located just underneath the stairs right beside the control station. Save the photo below to show the station staff if you're interested in going!

We found out it is only opened at night so we settled for this phad thai place in an alleyway. I'm not sure what's the exact address but there's a signboard saying it's the 5th World's Best Phad Thai ranked by CNN. Give it a try if you find it!

As the 999 restaurant wouldn't be opened till night, we decided to head to Siam Center first, followed by Terminal 21.

Review: Let me first proclaim my love for these two malls. No doubt prices are similar to when shopping in Singapore but quality there is so much better (referring to their local brands). We spent a lot of time in Forever 21 at Siam Center. I appreciate how everything was so neat as compared to the F21 stores in Singapore. Siam Center has more of their local brands and how I wish I brought more money to spend there. There were so many unique and well-made pieces of clothing ranging from dresses to pants.

Terminal 21 was where I did more shopping at. The top level has little stores that offer a huge variety of apparels for ladies. I would very much prefer to shop at these two places compared to Platinum Mall. More on Platinum Mall below.

A ukelele festival swarming with Jason Mraz(s)

We decided to give Mr. Jones Orphanage a try since it's highly recommended by locals and tourists. I stumbled upon the cafe, joined the longgg queue, but was immediately given a seat because there were only two of us. Benefit of traveling in twos!

Review: Am I the only person who thinks this is a morbid name for a cute cafe? I get very creeped out in places like that. We had the chocolate banana cake which was good. My mocha drink could've been better. I think prices were equivalent to Starbucks in Singapore.

It was back to Thong Lo for dinner after shopping at Terminal 21. I am so thankful that Darren recommended this to us as it was probably the saving grace of our meals in Bangkok so far. No overcharging, no noisy diners, and most importantly, no dead floating houseflies. When we took a taxi back to Pratunam, we saw many other restaurants/bars along the way. I'd definitely go back to this area for more food.

Coconut Curry Chicken, Kang Kong, Tom Yum, Steamed Fish in Lemongrass (amazing)

After that satisfying meal, we headed back to the Pratunam area for massages. The signature Thai massage is still the best. Two hours of massage for around S$20 only! There's this stretch of massage places along the main street leading into the smaller streets of Pratunam. I remember the name of one of them which is "Number One" which we went, as well as the one next to it. I prefer the one next to it.

Review: On the last day, I decided to shop at Platinum Mall and spend whatever money I had left. It was so tiring because of the couple of unpleasant experiences I had while shopping. The store owners were quite rude and hostile towards me for no apparent reason. For example, if I'm asking the price of something, they would quote a price with a scowl. I must state that I am very polite when shopping because I know how it feels to be on the other side of the counter serving rude customers. Their hostility baffled me... Until I bumped in other Singaporeans.

Those Singaporeans are the epitome of ugly travelers. They were raising their voices at the retail assistants demanding a cheaper price, and threatening to leave if the prices weren't lowered, I kid you not. I'm sorry but whoever said you could behave like a b*tch just because you're a tourist?! They seemed to have this idea that as long as you stay fierce and stand your ground towards the locals there, you'd get your way. How obnoxious is that?!

I was so appalled at the disgusting behavior of those Singaporeans, whom I hope are the minority. Respect is a two-way street. When you're on a foreign land, it goes without saying that you respect the way of life there including the locals. This is a major pet peeve of mine because this is a phenomenon happening in Singapore as well.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

On a happier note, do watch my latest videos where I show you my buys from Bangkok. Hopefully it'll give you an idea of what you can expect when shopping at the malls mentioned above.

Hope I haven't left anything out because my brain is pretty much dead from the day spent in school, and my eyes are threatening to close anytime soon.

Do email me/comment below if you'd like to know anything else in more detail. Thank you so much for reading this essay and have a lovely weekend ahead woohoo!